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幽默段子:和老爸老媽玩撲克,我拿著兩張ACE陷入了沉思

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這莫非就是傳說中的姜太龜釣魚?

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我走過最長的路,就是媽老漢兒的腦回路

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幽默段子:老板,別聽他的,給開半個小時行不?我們保證提前退房

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幽默段子:在外打工,房東阿姨是個彪悍派的,我好日子不多了

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幽默笑話:明天開始不用來上班了,我相信你可以自己創業的

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世界上有種人格分裂叫朋友圈的你VS微博的你

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幽默段子:凌晨,男子輕輕推開家門,媳婦兒坐在沙發上等很久了

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從前有個戲精,后來被杠死了

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全球各國牛人作死瞬間,難怪女人比男人活得更長

科學研究表明,大部分女人比他們的伴侶活得要長。一些科學家可能會用飲食、體力活動或者基因來解釋這個問題,但我們下面的27個原因更加簡單粗暴,有圖有真相。天熱我可以理解,想泡在水里吃燒烤我也可以理解,可您能不能把那插排的保護措施再多加幾層呢?

電線上晾曬衣服,真的是大心臟啊。這個能過去嗎?一覽眾山小。下邊...

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